Why I didn't do college in my hometown

You can see the friend request on the top of the image from Yash from my hometown, then the reply I gave him and then what he replied back. This is absolutely not photoshopped except for the blurring and cropping I swear. Absolutely original.

This is why I did not go to college in my hometown. Because I would not know
the difference between a "Hi" and somebody calling me an impotent plastic
bag full of piss.

Meet "Douche"

Its called "Douche" and this guy is my very own home made character. Click on the pic to see it.