Why I didn't do college in my hometown

You can see the friend request on the top of the image from Yash from my hometown, then the reply I gave him and then what he replied back. This is absolutely not photoshopped except for the blurring and cropping I swear. Absolutely original.

This is why I did not go to college in my hometown. Because I would not know
the difference between a "Hi" and somebody calling me an impotent plastic
bag full of piss.